Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
Farmer: Cows are not good dancers.
Camper: How do you know?
Farmer: They have two left feet!
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Q: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
A: Because their horns don’t work.