It is easy to milk a cow

Posted on 16th October 2010 in Animal Jokes, Farm Jokes, For the Kids

Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.

Farmer: Cows are not good dancers.
Camper: How do you know?
Farmer: They have two left feet!

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

Q: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
A: Because their horns don’t work.

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