Neurotic Pig

Posted on 17th October 2010 in Animal Jokes, Farm Jokes, For the Kids

Q: Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
A: He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

Q: What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
A: You take me for grunted.

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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