What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?
The first row at a Willie Nelson concert!
How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to do it and one to sing a song reminiscing about all
the good times he had with the old bulb.
What happens if you play country music backwards?
your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you
get out of prison.